| Armand vs. Dalek |
[14 Jul 2008|06:24pm] |
(The first recorded encounter of a Dalek scout with Armand Zefram Pogue, a.k.a. the Destroyer of Worlds, the Living Death that CrawlsWalks, the Primordial Annihilator, known in some circles as the Ka Faraq Gatri -- the Oncoming Storm.)
STATUS-UPDATE
DALEK-GEN-OF-CULT-OF-SKARO-REPORTING
LOCATION: EARTH
HUMAN-DOMICILE
TIME-PERIOD: TWENTY-FIRST CENTURY
CARBON-BASED-LIFE-FORMS-DETECTED
EX-TER-MI-NATE-EX-TER-MI-NATE-EX-TER-MI-NAAAATTTEEEE!!!!!!
INFANT-HUMAN
THREAT-LEVEL-MINIMAL
KNOWN-WEAKNESSES: COOKIES, NAPTIME
YOU-WOULD-MAKE-A-GOOD-DALEK
CEASE-THIS-CUTENESS-IMMEDIATELY
DALEKS-ARE-NOT-"CUTE"
CAUTION: INFANT-HUMAN-FORM-IS-DEPLOYING-SMASH-AND-GRAB-ATTACK
OBSERVATION: INFANT-HUMAN-FORM-HAS-ENGAGED-NAPPING-MODE
TREACHERY! INFANT-HUMAN-HAS-PLAYED-POSSUM!
NOT-THE-EYESTALK-NOT-THE-EYESTALLLLLKK!
FURTHER-ASSAULT-INCOMING! E-MER-GEN-CY-TEM-PO-RAL-SHIFT! SHIFT! SHIIIFTTT!
FINAL-MESSAGE-TO-ALL-DALEKS-FROM-DALEK-GEN
DO-NOT-ENGAGE-EARTH-INFANTS
THEY-ARE-ITS-MOST-FIERCE-INHABITANTS
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| part of the MeMeGeneration |
[30 Dec 2005|07:53pm] |
[My name is]: Paul
[in the morning i was]: concerned about bills
[all i need now is]: a halfway decent job in my field
[love is]: always a surprise
[i'm afraid of]: screwing up a good thing
[i dream about]: the future on an alarmingly consistent basis
You:
-- Middle name: Francis Patrick
-- Birth time: 7:47 p.m.
-- Birthplace : Fairmount, IN
-- Last place traveled: Terre Haute on sunday
-- Eye Color: hazel
-- Height: 5 feet 11.5 in
-- Zodiac Sign: Aries
Describe:
-- Your heritage: irish, some finnish
-- The shoes you wore today: leather boots with utterly extraneous straps
-- Your hair: brown
-- Your weakness: sushi
-- Your perfect pizza: meat lovers with extra meat and cheese, plus meat
What is:
-- Your most overused phrase: this is frakkin' annoying
-- Your thoughts first waking up: just five more minutes, mom, i'll make it to school on time ...
-- Your current worry: bills
-- Your plans tomorrow: black tie new years party
-- Your best physical feature: eyes
-- Your bedtime: later than it should be
You prefer:
-- sunrise or sunset: Sunset
-- gore or horror: horror
-- eastside or westside: northside ;)
-- stripes or polka dots: stripes, especially on fine ... never mind.
-- Planes or trains: planes
-- metal or hardcore: metal
-- Pools or hot tubs: hot tubs!
Do You:
-- Do you think you've been in love: absolutely
-- Want to get married: very much so
-- Like to take baths: yep! candlelit, warm, bubbly
-- Get motion sickness: no
-- Like talking on the phone: not particularly
-- Like thunderstorms: intensely, unless there's tornadoes involved
-- Play an instrument: no
-- Workout: sometimes
-- Like reading: yep. Including far too many comics
Favorite:
-- Body part: eyes, hair and legs
-- Kind of fruit: orange, apple
-- Music to fall asleep to: ofra haza
-- Car: 1967 Mustang Fastback, baby! Or maybe the 2001 Bullitt edition, since I can't restore cars, like, at all
-- Number: 23
-- Thing to do: video games, movies
-- Horror movie: silence of the lambs
-- Color: Black
-- Food: pizza, meat, eggs, bacon, ice cream, that sort of thing
The Future:
-- Age you hope to be married (again): 32
-- Numbers and Names of Children: wanting one, will probably get three: Autumn Rose Ashes, Archer St. George, Willow Lilith
-- Describe your Dream Wedding: Medieval-ish, with some modern overtones, and her in the dress from Labyrinth
-- How do you want to die: FAST. mid 70's sounds good
-- What do you want to be when you grow up: Not sure I ever will, but a full-time writer of nonfiction would be cool
-- What country would you most like to visit: hmm ... Turkey?
Opposite Sex:
-- Best eye color: green
-- Best hair color: red
-- Best personality trait: fun and funny/lighthearted, loyal, sweet
-- Best height: doesn't much matter
-- Best articles of clothing: short skirts :)
-- Best first date location: movies! or a nice hillside
-- Best first kiss location: by a lake or any body of water
Finish:
-- I eat: whatever my girl cooks :)
-- I think: way too much
-- I am: always out on a limb
-- I adore: my friends, my dear love
-- I suck at: pushing dangerous thoughts out of my head
-- I am obsessed with: the day after tomorrow
-- I can: quite possibly change the world and feasibly erase reality with my mind if I try hard enough
-- I can't wait: to meet the future
-- I am annoyed with: the way the jerks always seem to win and the nice people get shafted. Still working on fixing that, though
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| Back to the Meme front |
[19 Dec 2005|11:54pm] |
The Fantastic Four Things Meme, nicked from Caligatia and Hawkward. Because this is all about talking about ME in the end, you know.
FOUR JOBS YOU'VE HAD IN YOUR LIFE:
1. Corn detasseler
2. Armourer
3. Writer/photographer
4. Standardized test grader
FOUR MOVIES YOU COULD (AND DO!) WATCH OVER AND OVER:
1. Buckaroo Banzai!
2. Flash Gordon 1980!
3. The Castle of Cagliostro!
4. The Incredibles!
FOUR CITIES YOU'VE LIVED IN:
1. Fairmount, IN
2. Muncie, IN
3. Indianapolis, IN
4. Umm ... another part of Indianapolis, IN
FOUR TV SHOWS YOU LOVE TO WATCH:
1. The West Wing
2. Aqua Teen Hunger Force
3. Battlestar Galactica
4. Justice League Unlimited
FOUR PLACES YOU'VE BEEN ON VACATION:
1. New York City
2. Los Angeles
3. New Orleans
4. Butler County, Pennsylvania
FOUR WEBSITES YOU VISIT DAILY:
1. sanityassassins.net
2. thismodernworld.com
3. thevhive.com
4. wigu.com
FOUR OF YOUR FAVORITE FOODS:
1. Pizza
2. Bacon and eggs
3. Waffles!
4. Teriyaki chicken
FOUR PLACES I'D RATHER BE RIGHT NOW:
1. Nice shiny new apartment on northside
2. Working full-time as a reporter
3. Five years in the future
4. Bed (with my love)
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| I already know the answer to this one |
[07 Oct 2005|11:57pm] |
Today's lyric: "Future to this life," Joe Walsh and Lita Ford
In the heart of the darkness
a light still burns
Takes you back there
to a memory of her.
In the heart of the darkness she's still there
She's always holding on to what you shared.
Is anybody out there gonna take your hand
Hold you close and help you understand
There's a future to this life
and it burns in the night
In the soul of a woman
cut from her man
When he carries a burden
that love never ends
In the heart of the darkness
when the night comes down
You're left with the promise
that love will be found
Is anybody out there gonna take your hand
Hold you close, try to help you understand.
There's a future to this life
and it burns in the night
For the future to this life like a sign in the sky
Burns for you and I ...
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| Bestest autograph EVAH |
[07 Oct 2005|06:05am] |
It is a fact that cannot be disputed that the Mr. Potato Head Darth Vader, aka Darth Tater, is the wackiest, coolest Star Wars collectible OF ALL TIME. (Those who know me will know what an astonishing statement this is, especially in light of the array of Slave Leia collectibles on the market. But it's true.)
There is only one way to improve Darth Tater's coolness, and that's to go straight to THE MAN for some clarification.
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| God help me, getting into memes |
[21 Jun 2005|11:10pm] |
Stolen from Mer. Fill in your answers!
1. I _____ Paul.
2. I want to _____ Paul.
3. Paul is ______.
4. Paul and I are _____.
5. If I was alone in a room with Paul we would probably _____.
6. I wish Paul could _____.
7. Paul should ______.
8. Paul reminds me of _____.
9. If Paul were an animal, he would be a _____.
10. One day, Paul & I will _______.
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| It is the year 2005 ... |
[01 Jan 2005|10:36pm] |
It is the year 2005... the treacherous Decepticons have conquered the Autobot home-planet of Cybertron. But, on secret staging grounds on two of Cybertron's moons, the valiant Autobots prepare to re-take their homeland...
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| Heh. |
[06 Dec 2004|05:12am] |
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Patty, I never knew you had it in you. Should have suspected, though.
And James, I never meant for Our Little Secret to get out. The Internet Knows All.
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| i'm still in a dream, snake eater |
[01 Dec 2004|04:04am] |
Solid Snake: Still the baddest-ass mofo around and greatest video game hero ever, no matter what time period he's in.
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| I'm always the last to get with the program |
[28 Nov 2004|06:56pm] |
"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself - nameless, unreasoning, unjustified terror which paralyzes."
"A good society is able to face schemes of world domination and foreign revolution alike without fear."
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| Ichi-nensei |
[04 Jul 2004|02:43am] |
I have a new sidekick.
Behold the two faces of Tsu-chan: Innocent and ... up to no good.
Life throws interesting things at you from time to time when you least expect. Tsu-chan is very, very interesting and even more unexpected.
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